Sunday, October 6, 2024

Halloween is Coming!

 

How about a few humerus jokes? What, for instance, is half the diameter of a skeletal circle?

The radius! Click to enlarge.

And these guys. Looks like they know how to eat, drink, and be scary. I'll bet the food at that place is served on bone china. Do you suppose they'll pay the bill with cryptocurrency? Bone appétit!

No bones about it, though, spider skeletons are the scariest. Because spiders don't have bones inside, they are supported by standard invertebrate exoskeletons. It's not only scary, it's a grave mistake...

Do you know what a spider with 20 eyes is called? A spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider.

And do you know what spiders eat in Paris? French flies!

Finally, and perhaps not soon enough -- do you know what the last skeleton on Earth would be called? The end-o-skeleton. :-)

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